In the begining…

January 3, 2011 at 3:07 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

… There where bits of paper passed between classmates with the oh so very heartbreaking “YOU ARE DUMPED” scrawled upon it, previously read by maybe around 5-6 people.

That was the early 90’s.

Move on the the late 90’s or early new millennium and we get an upgrade to gloriously brutal “U R DUMPT” SMS messages, which your ex can show to their friends and you can almost immediately delete and pretend you don’t care.

Now we come to present day social communication standard number 1…


There is nothing quite like it & it gives me a sadistic pleasure to view all my friends going in and out of relationships in a brilliant globally exposed nature. It’s hilarious!

Moaning. Oh the moaning! Constant whining about utterly pointless subjects …

“The dude in Subway has the cheek to check my £20 note to see if it’s real”

(maybe you don’t fit the look of someone who could have a twenty)

“My children’s dad won’t have them on Friday night and now I can’t go to a nightclub”

(resent kids coz they stop me being a whore)

“I can’t fit into my favourite dress, diet starts on Monday”

(maybe cut down on said subways)


I feel the need to share and vent my frustrations and opinions to them but I’m not a massive dick. Well I am a bit of a dick but I’m not rude.

There’s a fuck-load more & with a few slight legal-arse-covering edits (strictly no names mentioned) I’m gonna stick them on the blog to share with the world.

Or maybe just myself. Even if nobody reads this it’ll give me something to cheer myself up with when I feel like shit.

So yeah, my friends have certain traits, common themes and talk absolute bollocks on a daily basis so enjoy!

Facebookisms… out.


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